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Future Truck

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Future Truck thanks to Bob Tasse

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Radio has no future. - Lord Kelvin

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Only you can control your future. - Dr. Seuss

The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Life is a series of collisions with the future. - Jose Ortega Y Gasset

The future depends on what we do in the present. - Mahatma Gandhi

The future is hidden even from those who make it. - Anatole France

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein

Never make forecasts, especially about the future. - Samuel Goldwyn

Let your hopes, not your hurts, shape your future. - Robert H. Schuller

The future is made of the same stuff as the present. - Simone Weil

The future belongs to those who prepare for it today. - Malcolm X

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

A vision is a compelling image of an achievable future. - Laura B. Fortgang

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Unknown

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

There is no improving the future without disturbing the present. - Catherine Booth

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

Real generosity toward the future lies in giving all to the present. - Unknown

LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. - George Carlin

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future. - Bernard Meltzer

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future. - Denis Waitley

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

The future will be what it will, and fretting about it will only make your fears more likely to come true. - Christopher Paolini

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hope is sweet-minded and sweet-eyed. It draws pictures; it weaves fancies; it fills the future with delight. - Henry Ward Beecher

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

To live only for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountains that sustain life, not the top. - Robert Pirsig

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is. - C S Lewis

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

To believe in something not yet proved and to underwrite it with our lives; it is the only way we can leave the future open. - Lillian Smith

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

I will never again underestimate the power of anticipation. There is no better boost in the present than an invitation into the future. - Caroline Kepnes


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