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Gas Saving Motorcyclist

How to get your bike back home if you run out of gas

Gas Saving Motorcyclist thanks to Darwin McKee

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The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. - Sam Levenson

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Push yourself, because no one else is going to do it for you. - Unknown

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

Push yourself again and again. Don't give an inch until the final buzzer sounds. - Larry Bird

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer. - George Carlin

Greatness and nearsightedness are incompatible. Meaningful achievement depends on lifting one's sights and pushing toward the horizon. - Daniel H. Pink

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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