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Gas Saving Motorcyclist

How to get your bike back home if you run out of gas

Gas Saving Motorcyclist thanks to Darwin McKee

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

One finds limits by pushing them. - Herbert A Simon

Push hard and expect rapid results. - Lorii Myers

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. - Sam Levenson

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Destiny is a Paris driver pushing a taxicab with my name on it. - Frank Dane

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

It's supposed to be automatic, but actually you have to push this button. - John Brunner

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

Push yourself again and again. Don't give an inch until the final buzzer sounds. - Larry Bird

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them. - Robin Williams

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of which we are capable. - Leo Rosten

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

The ultimate promise of technology is to make us master of a world that we command by the push of a button. - Volker Grassmuck

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

His billiards lessons regarding double kisses, push strokes, butt caps, creeping angles of incidence, and snatches began to sound like flirting. - Jennifer Harrison

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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