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Gift Shop for Stray Kids

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Gift Shop for Stray Kids thanks to Diane Baugh

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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami


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