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Gift Shop for Stray Kids

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Gift Shop for Stray Kids thanks to Diane Baugh

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A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

Sorrow makes us all children again - destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen


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