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Gift Shop for Stray Kids

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Gift Shop for Stray Kids thanks to Diane Baugh

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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Mexican Salad Dressing

Leaning Bookshelves

Shrunk Jeep

Quarantine Garden

Casualty Way

Painfull Skydive

You Are Grounded

Discrimination

Mountain Flock

Tea Bait

One Of Those Days

Nanosecond Moments

Fishing Addiction

Lebanon Social Distancing

Centaur of Tymfi

Swiss Spaghetti Harvest

Trudeau Trips

Engagement Rings

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