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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Trade Secrets: What women do - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior. - Socrates

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Harem: A community of women who subscribe to a circulating husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Between man and woman there is little difference, but vive la difference. - French Proverb

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain


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