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Do you have doubts about lending your car to a woman?

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Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me. - Unknown

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. - Stanley Baldwin

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. - Erica Jong

My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose your ancestors carefully. - Bertrand Russell

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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