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I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

A wit should be no more sincere than a woman constant. - William Congreve

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. - Unknown

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. - Josh Billings

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

My vigour, vitality, and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from. - Nancy Astor

Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the least. - Philip Dormer Stanhope (Earl of Chesterfield)

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin


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