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I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

He who looketh upon a woman loseth a fender. - Auto repair shop

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior. - Socrates

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

There would be no sense in saying you trusted Jesus if you would not take his advice. - C S Lewis

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

Looking at how successful all the Kardashian women are, I don't blame Bruce Jenner at all. - Trevor Noah

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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