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Grass Walker

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Grass Walker thanks to Bob Tasse

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway


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