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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? - George Carlin

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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