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A wig is a wig is a wig. - Billy Zane

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. - The Godfather Part III

Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

The strength of the pack is in the wolf; the strength of the wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


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