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Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

You're heading for a breakdown. Why don't you pull yourself to pieces. - Groucho Marx

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson


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