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Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? - George Carlin

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

It is easier to pull down than to build up. - Latin Proverb

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

You're heading for a breakdown. Why don't you pull yourself to pieces. - Groucho Marx

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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