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Nothing has more strength than dire necessity. - Euripides

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

You're heading for a breakdown. Why don't you pull yourself to pieces. - Groucho Marx

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear


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