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Hair Strengthener

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat? - Dr Gonzo

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

He who is anxious for the death of another has a long rope to pull. - French Proverb

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

I definitely gravitate toward people who use laughter to pull themselves out of the abyss. - Lea Thompson

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

The Christian often finds his ultimate strength only when he acknowledges his greatest weakness. - Tony Cooke

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

There are two ways to share knowledge. You can push information out. You can pull them in with a story. - Unknown

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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