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Union gives strength. - Aesop

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

It is easier to pull down than to build up. - Latin Proverb

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat? - Dr Gonzo

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

He's a wonderful guy and we're all pulling for him. - Donald Trump

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

I definitely gravitate toward people who use laughter to pull themselves out of the abyss. - Lea Thompson

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Middle age is the time in life when, after pulling in your stomach, you look as if you ought to pull in your stomach. - Unknown

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear


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