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A wig is a wig is a wig. - Billy Zane

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher. - Chines Proverb

He's a wonderful guy and we're all pulling for him. - Donald Trump

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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