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The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

You're heading for a breakdown. Why don't you pull yourself to pieces. - Groucho Marx

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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