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Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

Have a healthy disregard for the impossible. - Larry Page

How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

The shovels haven't arrived, and until they do, you'll have to lean on each other. - Unknown

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me. - Randy Kagan

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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