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Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

I find forgiveness to be really healthy. - Ben Affleck

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Once you lose the weight, you're really anxious to eat healthy. - Etta James

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas


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