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Hot Dog Cooker

How to keep your hot dog from wilting on a hot summer day

Hot Dog Cooker thanks to Diane Baugh

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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