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Engineering with fabric. - Jean Muir

Is there no manners left among maids? - William Shakespeare

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

Sometimes bad things happen to good robots. - Hitchbot

Architecture begins where engineering ends. - Walter Gropius

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

He is a fool that kisseth the maid when he may kiss the mistress. - English Proverb

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Old robots are becoming more human, and young humans are becoming more like robots. - Lorin Morgan-Richards

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth". - Groucho Marx

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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