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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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