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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman


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