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Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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