Houston Space Problem
Space Visitor
Houston... we have a problem...
QuotaBillsNever moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder
Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs
Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde
Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying
And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac
If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright
Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin
A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead
My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick
Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman
Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein
Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing
Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle
If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson
Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw
There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg
The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley
Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy
Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti
If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman
Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO
Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks
I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin
You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock
We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan
Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray
Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip
The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison
Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis
Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip
We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan
Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare
Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare