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Houston Space Problem thanks to Darwin McKee

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Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

She stood in tears amid the alien corn. - John Keats

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman


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