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No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

The job of an actor is disclosure, not pretence. - Max Reinhardt

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

You're either part of the solution or part of the problem. - Eldridge Cleaver

If you have any problems at all, don't hesitate to shut up. - Robert Mankoff

A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem. - Unknown

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution. - Albert Einstein

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

If someone's not attacking you that means you're not doing your job effectively. - Sean Hannity

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

Being a critic is easy. Complaining is easy. If you want to make a difference - find a solution. - Unknown

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

I get the feeling that the two biggest problems in America today are making ends meet, and making meetings end. - Robert Orben

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

We're thrilled to have an Olympian in our midst. And while we've let the viewers do the hiring ... I'm still doing the firing. - Donald Trump

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney


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