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God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

If you have any problems at all, don't hesitate to shut up. - Robert Mankoff

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form. - Stanley Randall

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

The machine does not isolate man from the great problems of nature, but plunges him more deeply into them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

When instead of reacting against a situation, you merge with it, the solution arises out of the situation itself. - Eckhart Tolle

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Sometimes in the shadows of one's self lie the problems, and in the shadows of one's shaping lie the answers. - Ravi Zacharias

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen

There is no perfect solution to depression, nor should there be. And odd as this may sound, we should be glad of that. It keeps us human. - Lesley Hazelton

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe


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