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Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

Hiring alone doesn't give equal opportunity. - Richard J Mahoney

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Executives who get there and stay suggest solutions when they present the problems. - Malcolm S Forbes

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week. - Will Rogers

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown


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