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Happiness is an inside job. - William A Ward

Most problems are solved with resolve. - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

The job of an actor is disclosure, not pretence. - Max Reinhardt

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

The only people without problems are in a cemetery. - Norman Vincent Peale

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

My job is not to be easy on people. My job is to make them better. - Steve Jobs

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

You can't talk you way our of problems you behave yourself into. - Stephen Covey

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. - Oscar Wilde

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

He who cannot describe the problem will never find the solution to that problem. - Confucius

Wherever we look upon this earth, the opportunities take shape within the problems. - Nelson A. Rockefeller

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems. - Rene Descartes

I think you should take your job seriously, but not yourself. That is the best combination. - Judi Dench

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

The shortest distance between our problems and their solutions is the distance between our knees and the floor. - Charles Stanley

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Don't hire a copycat of yourself. Look for people whose skills are the opposite of yours. Dare to emphasize your weaknesses. - Diane Janknegt

It doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. - Casablanca

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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