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God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

Problems are the normal state of life. - Charlie Jones

A career is a job that has gone on too long. - Jeff MacNelly

Hiring alone doesn't give equal opportunity. - Richard J Mahoney

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet. - Joe-kster

The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Society has traditionally always tied to find scapegoats for its problems. Well, here I am. - Marilyn Manson

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris


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