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Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

Problems are opportunities with thorns on them. - Hugh Miller

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Babysitters: Girls you hire to watch your television set. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

Operation: A surgical job taking minutes to do and years to describe - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

We always admire the other fellow more after we have tried to do his job. - William Feather

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems. - Rene Descartes

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them. - Albert Einstein

When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest. - Ernest Hemingway

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

By publishing content that shows buyers you understand their problems and can show them how to solve them, you build credibility. - Ardath Albee

There is nothing more inspiring than having a mind unfold before you. Let people teach who have a calling. It is never just a job. - Abraham Kaplan

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

There is no perfect solution to depression, nor should there be. And odd as this may sound, we should be glad of that. It keeps us human. - Lesley Hazelton

The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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