How To Improve New Orleans

Floods and diseases and pestillentaries - Archie Bunker

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Trusting our intuition often saves us from disaster. - Anne W Schaef

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

The only ultimate disaster that can befall us is to feel ourselves at home on this earth. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster; it's more like a cha-cha. - Robert Brault

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin