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How To Make Holy Water

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How To Make Holy Water thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Q: How do you make Holy Water?
A: Take a cup of water and boil the hell out of it.

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Men plan and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

God is not really silent, we are deaf. - Teresa of Avila

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

A puff of wind and popular praise weigh the same. - English Proverb

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it. - Norman MacDonald

He that searches for praise will often find contempt. - Norman MacDonald

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do. - Barack Obama

The greatest act of faith is when man decides that he is not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! - Homer Simpson

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. - Saint Augustine

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Tradition is the living faith of those now dead. Traditionalism is the dead faith of those now living. - Jaroslav Pelikan

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther


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