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How To Make Holy Water

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How To Make Holy Water thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Q: How do you make Holy Water?
A: Take a cup of water and boil the hell out of it.

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Just praise is only a debt. - G Berkeley

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

May your life preach more loudly than your lips. - William E Channing

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

A saint is not someone who is good but who experiences the goodness of God. - Brennan Manning

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

If you really believe in the message you're preaching, you want as many people as possible to listen. - Mark Batterson

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

Giving is more than a responsibility - it is a privilege; more than an act of obedience - it is evidence of our faith. - William A Ward

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. - C S Lewis

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Race only matters to a racist. All lives matter. If you have to put a color on it, then you are a racist. God only created one race - the human race. - Tom Wallace


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