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How To Make Holy Water

Learn the secret to making Communion

How To Make Holy Water thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Q: How do you make Holy Water?
A: Take a cup of water and boil the hell out of it.

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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

It is more difficult to praise rightly than to blame. - Thomas Fuller

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess


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