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How To Make Holy Water

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How To Make Holy Water thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Q: How do you make Holy Water?
A: Take a cup of water and boil the hell out of it.

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God help the patient. - Lord Mansfield

Faith is not bereft of reason. - Ravi Zacharias

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

My poems are hymns of praise to the glory of life. - Edith Sitwell

If God is the author of life, there must be a script. - Ravi Zacharias

To praise great actions is in some sense to share them. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

If you really want to experience God, go and make disciples. - Francis Chan

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

God predestines everything so that the purpose precedes the destination. - Myles Munroe

God made you a masterpiece. Be blessed, secure, disciplined and equipped. - Joel Osteen

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


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