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Hunter's Dream Wedding

Even the honeymoon suite is just Duck-e!

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

Dream! Dream! And then go for it! - Desmond Tutu

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

If you can dream it, you can achieve it. - Zig Ziglar

I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

Commitment leads to action. Action brings your dream closer. - Marcia Wieder

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. - Carol Burnett

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Dreams are the seeds of change. Nothing ever grows without a seed, and nothing ever changes without a dream. - Debby Boone

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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