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Hunter's Dream Wedding

Even the honeymoon suite is just Duck-e!

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

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Deserve your dream. - Octavio Paz

Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Dare to be wrong, and to dream. - Friedrich von Schiller

Dream! Dream! And then go for it! - Desmond Tutu

If you can dream it, you can achieve it. - Zig Ziglar

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

It may be that those who do most, dream most. - Stephen Leacock

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

Commitment leads to action. Action brings your dream closer. - Marcia Wieder

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. - Carol Burnett

For every dream that you have, your week needs to match that dream. - Eric Thomas

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman

Some people dream of worthy accomplishments, while others stay awake and do them. - Unknown

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind of the present moment. - Buddha

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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