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Hunter's Dream Wedding

Even the honeymoon suite is just Duck-e!

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Dream! Dream! And then go for it! - Desmond Tutu

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

When you cease to dream you cease to live. - Malcolm S. Forbes

It may be that those who do most, dream most. - Stephen Leacock

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean

Go after a dream that is destined to fail without divine intervention. - Mark Batterson

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

What is a dream? That transient power that cometh near the midnight hour. To carry me to pastures new and bid my anxious fears adieu. - Alan Parry-Booth

The difference between DREAM and DESIRE is that the dream is what we build for the team, and the desire is what we aspire to build for ourselves. - Unknown


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