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It's Not My Job

Why cut corners when you can go around them?

It's Not My Job thanks to Roy Taylor

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Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

If you are prepared, you will be confident, and will do the job. - Tom Landry

Whatever your work, dignify it with your best thought and effort. - Esther B York

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

We always admire the other fellow more after we have tried to do his job. - William Feather

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form. - Stanley Randall

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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