#1 humor site on the 'net

It's Not My Job

Why cut corners when you can go around them?

It's Not My Job thanks to Roy Taylor

QuotaBills
Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists. - John Kenneth Galbraith

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


Five Firm Brakes Tire

Dark Side Bus Stop

Only in Las Vegas

Sailing Duck

Redneck Stairs

Computer Challenged

1st Rolex

Tennis Plant

Florida Moves Out Of Hurricane Zone

Small Bills

Denmark Traffic Signals

Nail Polish Lookalilikes

Game Car

Overloaded Mailbox

Redneck Phone

Enjoy Fresh Air

Bread Board

Snaccident

Mini Bar

Frisbee Stopper

Redneck Sushi

Redneck's Lo-Tech Mobile Phone

Downchuck

Border Agent Alert