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It's Not My Job

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It's Not My Job thanks to Roy Taylor

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Happiness is an inside job. - William A Ward

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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