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It's Not My Job

Why cut corners when you can go around them?

It's Not My Job thanks to Roy Taylor

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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

With the changing economy, no one has lifetime employment. But community colleges provide lifetime employability. - Barack Obama

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova


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