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It's Not My Job

Why cut corners when you can go around them?

It's Not My Job thanks to Roy Taylor

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He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application. - Ken Kraft

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

With the changing economy, no one has lifetime employment. But community colleges provide lifetime employability. - Barack Obama

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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