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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Talk low, talk slow and don't say too much. - John Wayne

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend


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