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Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

And isn't he as slow as a wet week! - Unknown

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Thou drone, thou snail, thou slug, thou sot! - William Shakespeare

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck


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