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Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

I think you should take your job seriously, but not yourself. That is the best combination. - Judi Dench

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova


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