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Happiness is an inside job. - William A Ward

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

If you are prepared, you will be confident, and will do the job. - Tom Landry

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

It's better to move forward at a snail's pace, than backward at any pace. - Rhonda Begos

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

A worker must win the hearts and affections of the people before he can do any effective work. - D.L. Moody

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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