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July 4th Balloon

Happy Independence Day to our American friends!

July 4th Balloon thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

America is addicted to wars of distraction. - Barbara Ehrenreich

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

The hyphen, that's the most un-American thing in the world. - Woodrow Wilson

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

The most important question in American cinema is "When is lunch?" - Tommy Lee Jones

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. - P.T. Barnum

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle

In America nobody says you have to keep the circumstances somebody else gives you. - Amy Tan

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

A truly American sentiment recognizes the dignity of labor and the fact that honor lies in honest toil. - Grover Cleveland

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience. - Oscar Wilde

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown


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