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July 4th Balloon

Happy Independence Day to our American friends!

July 4th Balloon thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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There are no American infidels in Baghdad. - Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

America is addicted to wars of distraction. - Barbara Ehrenreich

An asylum for the sane would be empty in America. - George Bernard Shaw

American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense. - Ed Howe

U.S. history - that's part of your whole American heresy. - Archie Bunker

America is the land of permanent waves and impermanent wives. - Brendan Behan

The hyphen, that's the most un-American thing in the world. - Woodrow Wilson

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. - H L Mencken

The middle class. Since when in America do we have classes? That's Marxism talk. - Rick Santorum

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

The spirit of America has nurtured responsibility and community unlike any other country. - Stephen Covey

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. - Oscar Wilde

Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. - Ambrose Bierce

Diabetes occurs at twice the rate in the African American community as it does in white Americans. - Xavier Becerra

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

Every American should have above average income, and my administration is going to see they get it. - Bill Clinton

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected. - Oscar Wilde

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

One good thing about living in America is that there is no neurosis too insignificant to merit its own paperback. - Deborah Solomon

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial. - Luke Benward

Fischer, the great American chess champion, famously said, 'Chess is life.' I would say, 'Pi is life.' - Daniel Tammet

The USA demanding that North Korea halt its nuclear program is akin to the fox demanding that the hens open their coup. - Steven Magee

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

I have never seen anyone burn a flag. And if I did, it would take every ounce of restraint I had not to haul off and hit them. - Barack Obama

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest. - George Carlin

Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line. - Ann Landers

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy


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