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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

As I get older, I just prefer to knit. - Tracey Ullman

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

I have a brain and a uterus, and I use both. - Patricia Shroeder

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Can't act. Can sing. Balding. Can dance a little. - MGM Executive

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it's empty. - African Proverb

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

The role of the artist today is to defend feeling against the machine. - Marty Rubin

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth. - Eugene Speicher

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. - Andy Warhol

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

A creative artist works on his next composition because he was not satisfied with his previous one. - Dmitri Shostakovich

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

I blinked and I cured my brain. That's how. Everybody has the power. Can't is the cancer of happen. - Charlie Sheen

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

There is practically no activity that cannot be enhanced or replaced by knitting, if you really want to get obsessive about it. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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