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Last Day On The Job

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Last Day On The Job thanks to Bob Tasse

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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

A career is a job that has gone on too long. - Jeff MacNelly

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky


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People Of The River

Synonym Rolls

New Stormtrooper

Education Standstill

Pool Cleaner

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Soldier Tribute

It Was That Close

Messy Temper Tantrum

Big Tame Hunter

Exactly Enough Space

Coca Cola Twins

Sidetracked Baby

Breakthrough Blessings

Pauper's Graveside Service

Are You Ready?

Pulling The Wool Over Your Eyes

Girlfriends

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