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Last Day On The Job

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Last Day On The Job thanks to Bob Tasse

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Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

No man will work for your interests unless they are his. - David Seabury

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

Steve Jobs changed my life. He also changed the life of every designer. - Yves Behar

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. - Napoleon Hill

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Life is a combination of laughter and tears, and it's almost always better to laugh than to cry. - Teresa Medeiros

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky

Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. - Anais Nin


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