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Last Day On The Job

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Last Day On The Job thanks to Bob Tasse

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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

A bad job with a good boss is better than a good job with a bad boss. - Unknown

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. - Oscar Wilde

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson


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