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Last Day On The Job

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Last Day On The Job thanks to Bob Tasse

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You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

The job of an actor is disclosure, not pretence. - Max Reinhardt

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

A professional is someone who does his best work when he doesn't feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas


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