Last Day On The Job
Had enough? Time to spill the beans...
QuotaBillsYou are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin
Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley
The job of an actor is disclosure, not pretence. - Max Reinhardt
It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso
Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle
You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross
A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde
Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers
My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield
Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close
Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman
When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman
Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively
Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale
A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde
A professional is someone who does his best work when he doesn't feel like it. - Alistair Cooke
Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt
If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson
Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond
A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter
When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy
Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown
Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale
No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma
My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown
It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen
One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage
The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson
You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter
The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg
Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson
Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward
It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner
I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene
Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke
There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas