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Last Day On The Job

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Last Day On The Job thanks to Bob Tasse

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

Every member must work or quit. No honorary members. - Charles Finney

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

No man will work for your interests unless they are his. - David Seabury

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Steve Jobs changed my life. He also changed the life of every designer. - Yves Behar

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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