Last Day On The Job

What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

A career is a job that has gone on too long. - Jeff MacNelly

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky