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Last Day On The Job

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Last Day On The Job thanks to Bob Tasse

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What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

I'm no miracle worker. I'm just a guy who rolls up his sleeve and goes to work. - Don Shula

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. - Anais Nin


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