QuotaBillsSushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover
Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fishing Gear Vendors: Reel estate agents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin
In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover
At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying
A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull
For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy
A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields
Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson
Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid
Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright
Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome
I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid
Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman
Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky