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Lead Sled Dog

Unless you are the lead sled dog, the scenery never changes

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I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Propaganda: 1. Patriotism as practiced by our enemies; 2. Polite, well behaved male goose. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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