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God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

God loves not the questioner but the runner. - Martin Luther

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

Every worldview has to bring together reason and faith. - Ravi Zacharias

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard

If you preach to the hurts of people, you will never lack for an audience. - Joseph Parker

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

The God who speaks with utmost integrity must have messengers who represent him well. - Haddon W. Robinson

There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

The choice to become a mother is the choice to become one of the greatest spiritual teachers there is. - Oprah Winfrey

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God is great not just because nothing is too big for Him. God is great because nothing is too small for Him, either. - Mark Batterson

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

Giving is more than a responsibility - it is a privilege; more than an act of obedience - it is evidence of our faith. - William A Ward

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille


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