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I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Faith is the gaze of a soul upon a saving God. - A.W. Tozer

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

One God idea is worth more than a thousand good ideas. - Mark Batterson

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into. - Mohandas Gandhi

Today's church wants to be raptured from responsibility. - Leonard Ravenhill

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works. - Pope Francis

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

When we make ourselves more than nothing, we make God less than everything. - Robert Foster

What comes to mind when we think about God is the most important thing about us. - A.W. Tozer

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance. - Joel Osteen

If you seek answers you won't find them, but if you seek God, the answers will find you. - Mark Batterson

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Every setback is a setup for a comeback. God wants to bring you out better than you were before. - Joel Osteen

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience. - Pierre T De Chardin

When you are arguing against God you are arguing against the very power that makes you able to argue at all. - C S Lewis

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

You don't need to seek opportunity. All you have to do is seek God. And if you seek God, opportunity will seek you. - Mark Batterson

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa


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