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God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

We are saved by faith alone, but the faith that saves is never alone. - Martin Luther

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed. - Vincent Van Gogh

Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done. - C S Lewis

Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Don't poets know it better than others? God can't always be everywhere: and, so, invented mothers. - Edwin Arnold

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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