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God help the patient. - Lord Mansfield

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Every worldview has to bring together reason and faith. - Ravi Zacharias

How could God create the world in only six days? No unions. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Until we meet again, may God bless you as he has blessed me. - Elvis Presley

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God is most glorified in us when we are most satisfied in him. - John Piper

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

You can have faith or you can have control, but you cannot have both. - Mark Batterson

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

Once you have been reconciled to God, you have no problem being reconciled to others. - Fred Luter

Man has two great spiritual needs. One is for forgiveness. The other is for goodness. - Billy Graham

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

In hard seasons, God is not trying to destroy you. He is trying to bring the best out of you. - Unknown

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

All God's giants have been weak men who did great things for God, because they reckoned on God's being with them. - J Hudson Taylor

God has already arranged a comeback for every setback, a vindication for every wrong, a new beginning for every disappointment. - Joel Osteen

For you will certainly carry out God's purpose, however you act, but it makes a difference to you whether you serve like Judas or like John. - C S Lewis


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