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Four legs good, two legs bad. - George Orwell

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Fishing Gear Vendors: Reel estate agents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Allegro: One leg becoming longer than the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Great ideas need landing gear as well as wings. - C O Jackson

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

Don't feel pity for the rider's hanging legs. - Greek Proverb

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

The moment my legs begin to move, my thoughts begin to flow. - Henry David Thoreau

If you want to know if your brain is flabby, feel your legs. - Bruce Barton

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

It's a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs. - David Coleman

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

Tattoos - it's like wearing an Ed Hardy shirt for the rest of your life. - Russell Peters

I prayed for twenty years but received no answer until I prayed with my legs. - Frederick Douglass

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy

I'm no different from anybody else with two arms, two legs, and forty-two hundred hits. - Pete Rose

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche


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