#1 humor site on the 'net

Life Cycle of a Chicken

Eggsellent overview of the life cycle of a chicken

Life Cycle of a Chicken thanks to Karen Moore

QuotaBills
Life is all about up and doing. - Unknown

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

I do not regret one moment of my life. - Lillie Langtry

A writer's life is the ideal life. - P G Wodehouse

Problems are the normal state of life. - Charlie Jones

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

Man arrives as a novice at each age of his life. - Nicolas Collins

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. - Ziad K. Abdelnour

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Life itself still remains a very effective therapist. - Karen Horney

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

I have enjoyed life a lot more by saying yes than by saying no. - Richard Branson

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad. - Jimmy Buffett

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

It's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

We become happier, much happier, when we realize life is an opportunity rather than an obligation. - Mary Augustine

To do good things in the world, first you must know who you are and what gives meaning to your life. - Robert Browning

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - W Somerset Maugham

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be that you will not meet again in this life. - Jean Paul Richter

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating. - Richard Neville

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

The happiest excitement in life is to be convinced that one is fighting for all one is worth on behalf of some clearly seen and deeply felt good. - Ruth Benedict


2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Women's Rights

Finger's House

Deplorter

Squeegee Clothing

Child's Decision Making Tree

Ambition

Cold Books

Ikea Blueprint

Waterslide Closet

Canadian Whiskey

Car-Eating Cow

Tea For Two

Paint Pants

Sea Sand Art

Grief Bacon

Respect For Grapes

Up Purriscope

Fresh Chicken

Ice Climbing Building

Does Your Hedgehog Bite?

Lazy Line Painters

Vegan Brownies

From Start To Finish