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Life Cycle of a Chicken

Eggsellent overview of the life cycle of a chicken

Life Cycle of a Chicken thanks to Karen Moore

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No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic. - Unknown

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

Wisdom is becoming competent with regard to the realities of life. - Gerhard von Rad

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. - John Lennon

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

Life can be pulled by goals just as surely as it can be pushed by drives. - Viktor Frankl

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: I'm with you kid, let's go. - Maya Angelou

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. - Soren Kierkegaard

Don't put your life on hold so that you can dwell on the unfairness of past hurts. - Nick Vujicic

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

People are put into your life for reasons, for different reasons, and to teach you lessons. - Selena Gomez

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. - Winston Churchill

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Will you look back on life and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did it'? - Zig Ziglar

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. - Robert Breault

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

It is life's principle and you have to accept it as it comes; nothing happens when nothing is done. - Israelmore Ayivor

We don't understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but by then we realize it and admit it. - Jules Renard

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet

One thing I carried my whole life, especially from my grandparents in Chicago, was a huge idealism for the world. - Abigail Washburn

Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind. - Henry James

If you plan on being anything less than you are capable of being, you will probably be unhappy all the days of your life. - Abraham Maslow

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

The truth is that the universe has been answering you all of your life, but you cannot receive the answers unless you are awake. - Rhonda Byrn

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I have lived just the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well. - Diane Ackerman


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