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Life Cycle of a Chicken

Eggsellent overview of the life cycle of a chicken

Life Cycle of a Chicken thanks to Karen Moore

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Life is too short to learn German. - Richard Porson

Life's short. Live passionately. - Marc A. Pitman

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

Our life is the creation of our mind. - Buddha

A writer's life is the ideal life. - P G Wodehouse

Life is one long process of getting tired. - Samuel Butler

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. - Unknown

Life is the biggest bargain - we get it for nothing. - Yiddish Proverb

Hipness is not a state of mind, It's a fact of life. - Cannonball Adderley

As your runway of life gets shorter, the lighter the load. - Joe Segal

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

I live a very joyful life, with a lot of laughter and good times. - Kimberly Elise

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced. - Soren Kierkegaard

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

The best way to navigate through life is to give up all of our controls. - Gerald Jampolsky

It's not the days in your life, but the life in your days that counts. - Brian White

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to become universal law. - Immanuel Kant

In every encounter we either give life or we drain it; there is no neutral exchange. - Brennan Manning

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

People are put into your life for reasons, for different reasons, and to teach you lessons. - Selena Gomez

The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, serenely, divinely aware. - Henry Miller

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

Success is due to our stretching to the challenges of life. Failure comes when we shrink from them. - John C Maxwell

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

The unselfish effort to bring cheer to others will be the beginning of a happier life for ourselves. - Helen Keller

You may not have a clue of what lies ahead, but it's better to act on life than simply let life act on you. - Nick Vujicic

There are two kinds of people in one's life - people whom one keeps waiting, and the people for whom one waits. - Unknown

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? - Elizabeth Scott

Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. - Anais Nin


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