QuotaBillsThank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin
Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown
Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo
Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner
Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown
We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley
Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay
Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna
You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close
Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer
Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson
I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson
I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil
It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero
Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young
No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker
All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker
Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller
I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn
Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell
Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates
Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald
The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller
If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah