QuotaBillsThank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin
Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart
Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner
With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo
Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson
We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley
Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton
Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer
My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng
A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey
Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil
It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero
You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa
When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson
No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker
Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney
I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn
Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash
I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner
I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke
There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch
Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates
The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell
When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey
If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali
When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken
Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer
If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah