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Lion In The Bathtub

Just when you're looking forward to a nice hot bath

Lion In The Bathtub thanks to Diane Baugh

Is there a tiger in your tank?

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A new-born calf fears not the tiger. - Unknown

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

March came in like a lion and went out like a ham. - Frank Nugent

When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

If one does not dare to enter the tiger's lair, how can one obtain the tiger's cubs? - Unknown

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. - George Bernard Shaw

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

True contentment depends not upon what we have; a tub was large enough for Diogenes, but a world was too little for Alexander. - Charles Caleb Colton


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