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Lost Dog

Do you know where your dog is tonight?

Lost Dog thanks to Dave Loewen

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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