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Lost Dog

Do you know where your dog is tonight?

Lost Dog thanks to Dave Loewen

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Lost time is never found again. - Benjamin Franklin

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Liberty, once lost, is lost forever. - John Adams

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

The loss of something that is never thought of, felt, or sought for when lost is not a loss at all. - Ravi Zacharias

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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