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Lost Dog

Do you know where your dog is tonight?

Lost Dog thanks to Dave Loewen

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The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

Hopeful, we are halfway to where we want to go; hopeless, we are lost forever. - Lao Tzu

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. - Voltaire

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

Forgiveness is the remission of sins. For it is by this that what has been lost, and was found, is saved from being lost again. - Saint Augustine

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan


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