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Lost Dog

Do you know where your dog is tonight?

Lost Dog thanks to Dave Loewen

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Forgiveness is the remission of sins. For it is by this that what has been lost, and was found, is saved from being lost again. - Saint Augustine

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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