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Lost Dog

Do you know where your dog is tonight?

Lost Dog thanks to Dave Loewen

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Better to have lost and loved than never to have loved at all. - Ernest Hemingway

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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