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Love - Hate Attitude

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Love - Hate Attitude thanks to Darwin McKee

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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I believe in tough love. - Sean Hannity

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Grace is love that cares and stoops and rescues. - John Stott

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

No one should teach who is not in love with teaching. - Margaret E Sangster

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen. - Unknown

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

When all is said and done, grief is the price we pay for love. - E A Bucchianeri

Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

It is possible to be in love with you just because of who you are. - Maggie Stiefvater

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude to the problem. - Unknown

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

To give truth to him who does not love the truth is to only give more reasons for misinterpretation. - George Macdonald

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

Two things define you: your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything. - Unknown

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

All happiness or unhappiness solely depends upon the quality of the object to which we are attached by love. - Baruch Spinoza

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events and outcomes. It is a catalyst and it sparks extraordinary results. - Wade Boggs


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