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Love - Hate Attitude thanks to Darwin McKee

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Funny is an attitude. - Flip Wilson

Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

The lower the Lattitude, the better the Attitude. - Unknown

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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