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Love - Hate Attitude thanks to Darwin McKee

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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

Trust is the first step to love. - Munshi Premchand

Love is no assignment for cowards. - Ovid

Be the attitude you want to be around. - Tim DeTellis

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

The only abnormality is the incapacity to love. - Anais Nin

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

To love what you do and feel it matters - how could anything be more fun? - Katharine Graham

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

All of us love miracles. We just don't like being in a situation that necessitates one. - Mark Batterson

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

Practice mercy and forgiveness throughout as a lesson that symbolizes the love shown through his crucifixion. - Unarine Ramaru

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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