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Love - Hate Attitude thanks to Darwin McKee

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Funny is an attitude. - Flip Wilson

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

A fantastic positive attitude make a great day! Smile! - Mary D Bradford

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved. - George Sand

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy - both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

The more you love, the more love you have to give. It's the only feeling we have which is infinite. - Christina Westover

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says: 'I need you because I love you.' - Erich Fromm

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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