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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

An honest man's word is as good as his bond. - Cervantes

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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