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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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