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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Old friends are best. - John Selden

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

Silence is a true friend who never betrays. - Confucius

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. - Anais Nin

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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