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I get mail; therefore I am. - Scott Adams

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

You must act in your friend's interest whether it pleases him or not; the object of love is to serve, not to win. - Woodrow Wilson

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Kindness is the connection that links us all together and strengthens the bonds within our communities, neighborhoods, and families. - Rosalynn Carter

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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