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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Open your mail over the wastebasket. - Jeff Davidson

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Palate: What a cannibal did to his friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

I am a great friend of public amusements; they keep people from vice. - Samuel Johnson

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

He that respects himself is safe from others, he wears a coat of mail that none can pierce. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing. - Groucho Marx

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

Kindness is the connection that links us all together and strengthens the bonds within our communities, neighborhoods, and families. - Rosalynn Carter

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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