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Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

Postage Dew: Mail delivered wet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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