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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

An open enemy is better than a false friend. - Greek Proverb

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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