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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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