Mexican Salad Dressing

In LA, I live on sushi or salad. - Denise Van Outen

Theories pass. The frog remains. - Jean Rostand

I'm a tadpole trying to be a frog. - Toni Braxton

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Patience is a necessary ingredient of genius. - Benjamin Disraeli

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team. - John Wooden

I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

The beef is so undercooked it's starting to eat the salad. - Gordon Ramsay

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

When a man is wrapped up in himself he makes a pretty small package. - John Ruskin

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins

I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. - Jim Carrey

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt