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Mid Room Mirror

Be aware of mirrors in the middle of a room

Mid Room Mirror thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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There is always room at the top. - Daniel Webster

The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

It took me 20 years to memorize the deformaties of the room. - Archie Bunker

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah

To live is so startling, it leaves but little room for other occupations. - Emily Dickinson

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Most of the evils of life arise from man's inability to sit still in a room. - Blaise Pascal

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village. - Marshall McLuhan

Trust him not with your secrets, who, when left alone in your room, turns over your papers. - Johann K Lavater

Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. - Marcus Aurelius

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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