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Mid Room Mirror

Be aware of mirrors in the middle of a room

Mid Room Mirror thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Room service? Send up a larger room. - Groucho Marx

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

One day I woke up and I was the oldest person in every room. - Bill Clinton

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

The largest room available to athletes is room for improvement. - Unknown

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

He had them as spellbound as a room full of Ewoks listening to C-3PO. - Cory Doctorow

To live is so startling, it leaves but little room for other occupations. - Emily Dickinson

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone. - Blaise Pascal

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village. - Marshall McLuhan

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

The image is one thing and the human being is another. It's very hard to live up to an image. - Elvis Presley

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Make a fist. Lightly. Leave enough room for a breath to pass through. All magic proceeds from breath. - Clive Barker

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

Don't look now but I think there's one too many in this room right now, and I think it's you. - Groucho Marx

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

People think that at the top there isn't much room. They tend to think of it as an Everest. My message is that there is tons of room at the top. - Margaret Thatcher


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