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Mid Room Mirror

Be aware of mirrors in the middle of a room

Mid Room Mirror thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Room 101,’ he said. - George Orwell

There is always room at the top. - Daniel Webster

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable. - Mary Oliver

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

One day I woke up and I was the oldest person in every room. - Bill Clinton

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it. - L.J. Peter

The largest room available to athletes is room for improvement. - Unknown

What ya do in the privates of your own room is your own privates. - Archie Bunker

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

Most of the evils of life arise from man's inability to sit still in a room. - Blaise Pascal

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody. - Richard M Nixon

The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village. - Marshall McLuhan

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts except the small smiles and blushes that flash across the room like tiny sparrows. - Laurie H. Anderson

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man — he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

People think that at the top there isn't much room. They tend to think of it as an Everest. My message is that there is tons of room at the top. - Margaret Thatcher

There is always room for a man of force and he makes room for many. Society is a troop of thinkers and the best heads among them take the best places. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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