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Miss Afghanistan Finalists

And the five finalists in the Miss Afghanistan contest are...

Miss Afghanistan Finalists thanks to Darwin McKee

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She takes everything I say out of contest. - Archie Bunker

Don't get into a stinking contest with a skunk. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

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As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

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Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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