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Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Science is always wrong - it never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Science is not opposed to storytelling. Science is a genre of storytelling. Stories of the real world, inspired by observations thereof. - Sean Carroll

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Who, by vigor of mind almost divine, the motions and figures of the planets, the paths of comets, and the tides of the seas first demonstrated. - Isaac Newton


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