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Moon Theft

Proof of life on the Moon

Moon Theft thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Science is always wrong - it never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden


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