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Moon Theft

Proof of life on the Moon

Moon Theft thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman


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