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Moon Theft

Proof of life on the Moon

Moon Theft thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell


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