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Moses' Headache Relief

What happened when Moses complained about his headache

Moses' Headache Relief thanks to Darwin McKee

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God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

My wife gives good headache. - Rodney Dangerfield

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Cinnamon: Jamaican who broke the ten commandments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

All our fret and worry is caused by calculating without God. - Oswald Chambers

Prayer is the inheritance we receive and the legacy we leave. - Mark Batterson

Sin is what you do when your heart is not satisfied with God. - John Piper

God is most glorified in us when we are most satisfied in him. - John Piper

God predestines everything so that the purpose precedes the destination. - Myles Munroe

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

I am afraid the clergyman's God is often the head of the clerical profession. - William R Inge

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Christian Atheists: those who say they are Christians but choose to live like God doesn't exist. - Craig Groeschell

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

Faith allows things to happen. It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen. - Unknown

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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