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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach. - Victor Hugo

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles. - Queen Elizabeth I

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

What will finally destroy us is not communism or fascism, but man acting like God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Sabbath: A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. - Ambrose Bierce

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

In Christ was united the human and the divine. His mission was to reconcile God to man, and man to God; to unite the finite with the infinite. - Ellen G White

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge