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God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

If God is dead then everything is justifiable. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

If you really want to experience God, go and make disciples. - Francis Chan

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

If you have the smile of God, all other frowns are inconsequential. - Tim Keller

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

Through suffering we realize how desperately we need God's presence. - Ravi Zacharias

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

To love to preach is one thing; to love to whom you preach is quite another. - D. Martin Lloyd-Jones

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

God wants you to get where God wants you to go more than you want to get where God wants you to go. - Mark Batterson

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

I preach as though Christ was crucified yesterday; rose again from the dead today; and is coming back tomorrow. - Martin Luther

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - James Hudson Taylor

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi