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Moses' Headache Relief

What happened when Moses complained about his headache

Moses' Headache Relief thanks to Darwin McKee

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God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

Faith is trust in ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Now if we only knew why, we would have the mind of God. - Stephen Hawking

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde

God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

When God decides who should live or die, he is immoral. When you decide who should live or die, it's your moral right. - Ravi Zacharias

Having faith, beliefs, and convictions is a great thing, but your life is measured by the actions you take based upon them. - Nick Vujicic

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. - C S Lewis

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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