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Most Progressive Day of the Year

March 4th!

Most Progressive Day of the Year thanks to Karen Moore

Did you know that March 4th is the Most Progressive Day of the Year?

Hint #1 - pronounce it as: 'March Forth'...

Hint #2 - have you ever tried to March Backwards?
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Failure is success in progress. - Albert Einstein

Progress is not created by contented people. - Frank Tyger

All progress takes place outside the comfort zone. - Michael J Bobak

I am prepared to go anywhere, provided it be forward. - David Livingstone

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Yesterday was not your defining moment. The calendar moved forward; why not you? - Steve Maraboli

We can have no progress without change, whether it be basketball or anything else. - John Wooden

I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward. - Thomas Edison

Success is the progressive realization of predetermined, worthwhile, personal goals. - Paul J Meyer

People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. - Edmund Burke

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

They say I'm old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast! - Dr. Seuss

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

I am still in the process of growing up, but I will make no progress if I lose any of myself along the way. - Madeleine L'Engle

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey

Because the soul is progressive, it ne3ver quite repeats itself, but in every act attempts the production of a new and fairer whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

Restlessness is discontent, and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man, and I'll show you a failure. - Thomas Edison


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