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Most Progressive Day of the Year

March 4th!

Most Progressive Day of the Year thanks to Karen Moore

Did you know that March 4th is the Most Progressive Day of the Year?

Hint #1 - pronounce it as: 'March Forth'...

Hint #2 - have you ever tried to March Backwards?
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Change is not progress. - H L Mencken

Without struggle, there is not progress. - Unknown

Progress is not created by contented people. - Frank Tyger

If there is no struggle, there is no progress. - Frederick Douglas

The way of progress is neither swift nor easy. - Marie Curie

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

March came in like a lion and went out like a ham. - Frank Nugent

One crazy dame was "Marching To Astoria." - Archie Bunker

Caution is not cowardice; even the ants march armed. - Uganda

I am prepared to go anywhere, provided it be forward. - David Livingstone

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible. - Frank Zappa

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you can see. - Winston Churchill

Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long. - Ogden Nash

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward. - Thomas Edison

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. - Edmund Burke

Progress and healing involves seeing every person as not so different from ourselves. - Bryant H McGill

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

The perfecting of one's self is the fundamental base of all progress and all moral development. - Confucius

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. - Winston Churchill

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

They say I'm old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast! - Dr. Seuss

I am still in the process of growing up, but I will make no progress if I lose any of myself along the way. - Madeleine L'Engle

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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