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Most Progressive Day of the Year

March 4th!

Most Progressive Day of the Year thanks to Karen Moore

Did you know that March 4th is the Most Progressive Day of the Year?

Hint #1 - pronounce it as: 'March Forth'...

Hint #2 - have you ever tried to March Backwards?

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People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

Without struggle, there is not progress. - Unknown

Problems are the price you pay for progress. - Branch Rickey

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Real progress lies in learning to be wrong all alone. - Albert Camus

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Success is the progressive realization of a worthy goal or ideal. - Earl Nightingale

The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you can see. - Winston Churchill

Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long. - Ogden Nash

The greatest enemy of progress is not stagnation, but false progress. - Sydney J. Harris

Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

Although there is no progress without change, not all change is progress. - John Wooden

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis

I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward. - Thomas Edison

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Success is the progressive realization of predetermined, worthwhile, personal goals. - Paul J Meyer

Progress and healing involves seeing every person as not so different from ourselves. - Bryant H McGill

The reactionary is always willing to take a progressive attitude on any issue that is dead. - Theodore Roosevelt

Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards. - Aldous Huxley

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

The perfecting of one's self is the fundamental base of all progress and all moral development. - Confucius

It's not about how hard you can hit; it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. - Rocky Balboa

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Little progress can be made by merely attempting to repress what is evil. Our great hope lies in developing what is good. - Calvin Coolidge

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

Because the soul is progressive, it ne3ver quite repeats itself, but in every act attempts the production of a new and fairer whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster; it's more like a cha-cha. - Robert Brault

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell


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