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Most Progressive Day of the Year

March 4th!

Most Progressive Day of the Year thanks to Karen Moore

Did you know that March 4th is the Most Progressive Day of the Year?

Hint #1 - pronounce it as: 'March Forth'...

Hint #2 - have you ever tried to March Backwards?

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If there is no struggle, there is no progress. - Frederick Douglas

All progress takes place outside the comfort zone. - Michael J Bobak

Caution is not cowardice; even the ants march armed. - Uganda

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

I am prepared to go anywhere, so long as it is forward. - David Livingstone

The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you can see. - Winston Churchill

Whenever you take a step forward, you are bound to disturb something. - Indira Gandhi

The greatest enemy of progress is not stagnation, but false progress. - Sydney J. Harris

Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Yesterday was not your defining moment. The calendar moved forward; why not you? - Steve Maraboli

We can have no progress without change, whether it be basketball or anything else. - John Wooden

Progress and healing involves seeing every person as not so different from ourselves. - Bryant H McGill

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

The reactionary is always willing to take a progressive attitude on any issue that is dead. - Theodore Roosevelt

If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' what is the opposite of 'progress'? - Paul Harvey

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

The perfecting of one's self is the fundamental base of all progress and all moral development. - Confucius

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I am still in the process of growing up, but I will make no progress if I lose any of myself along the way. - Madeleine L'Engle

Progress is a tide. If we stand still we will surely be drowned. To stay on the crest, we have to keep moving. - Harold Mayfield

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Because the soul is progressive, it ne3ver quite repeats itself, but in every act attempts the production of a new and fairer whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster; it's more like a cha-cha. - Robert Brault

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour


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