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Most Progressive Day of the Year

March 4th!

Most Progressive Day of the Year thanks to Karen Moore

Did you know that March 4th is the Most Progressive Day of the Year?

Hint #1 - pronounce it as: 'March Forth'...

Hint #2 - have you ever tried to March Backwards?

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The price of progress is trouble. - Charles F Kettering

I will go forward though ten million oppose me. - Japanese Proverb

All progress takes place outside the comfort zone. - Michael J Bobak

Caution is not cowardice; even the ants march armed. - Uganda

Whenever you take a step forward, you are bound to disturb something. - Indira Gandhi

Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant

Although there is no progress without change, not all change is progress. - John Wooden

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Yesterday was not your defining moment. The calendar moved forward; why not you? - Steve Maraboli

People go forward in life. Bitterness and grudges and resentments only poison it. - David Furnish

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. - Edmund Burke

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

The reactionary is always willing to take a progressive attitude on any issue that is dead. - Theodore Roosevelt

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards. - Aldous Huxley

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. - Winston Churchill

Time isn't just a fleeting thing. It never moves forward without engraving its mark upon the heart. - Ravi Zacharias

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

It's not about how hard you can hit; it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. - Rocky Balboa

I am still in the process of growing up, but I will make no progress if I lose any of myself along the way. - Madeleine L'Engle

Progress is a tide. If we stand still we will surely be drowned. To stay on the crest, we have to keep moving. - Harold Mayfield

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Because the soul is progressive, it ne3ver quite repeats itself, but in every act attempts the production of a new and fairer whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell


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