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Moving Day in Texas

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Moving Day in Texas thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moving Day in Texas thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moving Day in Texas thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Either move or be moved. - Ezra Pound

Don't spin the world; move it gently. - Joe Segal

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere. - Robert Anthony

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. - Woody Allen

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

Give me a place to stand and I'll move the world. - Archimedes

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

I always thought of losing my virginity as a career move. - Madonna

If a man would move the world, he must first move himself. - Socrates

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

The moment my legs begin to move, my thoughts begin to flow. - Henry David Thoreau

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

When a man is wrapped up in himself he makes a pretty small package. - John Ruskin

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers. - Phyllis Diller

When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy. - Rumi

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on. - Homer Simpson

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

Keeping objects from your past comes with memories of your past. Let go of both to move on. - Faydra D. Fields

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. - Oliver Wendell-Holmes

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

In order to move on, you must understand why you felt what you did and why you no longer need to feel it. - Mitch Albom

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Confront your fears, list them, get to know them, and only then will you be able to put them aside and move ahead. - Jerry Gille

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Say no to the things that keep you on a certain level and say yes to the things that will help you keep moving on. - Brian Honigman

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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