Need More Horsepower?

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Suffering is the fuel in the engine of civilization. - Matthew W. Stover

Centaur: A man with a horse where his pants ought to be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Horsepower was a wonderful thing when only horses had it. - Unknown

Absent-Mindedness: Searching for the horse you are riding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Sherbet: 1. A horse that can't lose; 2. A tip on a horse race or sporting event. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman