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New Wal-Mart Mirror

Weight Watchers: lose weight by watching

New Wal-Mart Mirror thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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