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I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker
I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown
Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham
Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson
The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista
Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert
Once you lose the weight, you're really anxious to eat healthy. - Etta James
If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield
That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah
I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne
No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides
You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw
You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright
One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason
I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek
Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope
Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown
Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown
Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai
I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala
I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega