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Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. - Lao Tzu

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

The only impossible journey is the one you never begin. - Tony Robbins

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Change comes more from managing the journey than from announcing the destination. - William Bridges

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Every gentleman plays billiards, but someone who plays billiards too well, is no gentleman. - Thomas Jefferson

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

I had no expectations about fatherhood, but it's definitely a journey I'm glad to be taking. - Christopher Meloni

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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