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Paper Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Paper Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Paper Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Paper Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Paper Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Paper Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Paper Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Paper Art thanks to Diane Baugh

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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

What an artist the world is losing in me. - Nero

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

I don't want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance. - George Balanchine

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. - Andy Warhol

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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