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Peanut Butter Hound

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Peanut Butter Hound thanks to Rick Bohnenkamp

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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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