Peanut Butter Hound

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly. Go ahead! Somebody will eat it. - Bobby Flay

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton