Peanut Butter Hound
You want the peanut butter? Sure, just pass me the jam...
QuotaBillsFrance is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
Every dog has his day. - Unknown
Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb
Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb
People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi
Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson
What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
Inbred: Best way to eat peanut butter and jelly - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying
Make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly. Go ahead! Somebody will eat it. - Bobby Flay
I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller
Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain