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Perfect Diamond Engagement Ring

Why you should be careful when choosing an engagement ring

Perfect Diamond Engagement Ring thanks to Darwin McKee

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It ain't exactly the Pope diamond. - Archie Bunker

I made the decision. I'm accountable. - Janet Reno

This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip. - Richard Burton

What is really a stretch to me is to make quick decisions. - Ang Lee

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

Tough decisions... if you can't make them, you can't lead. - John C Maxwell

The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult

Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. - Ann Landers

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

My wife simply quoted, 'For better or worse.' It was only then that I realized the phrase was not multiple-choice. - Michael Gurnow

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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