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Perfect Diamond Engagement Ring

Why you should be careful when choosing an engagement ring

Perfect Diamond Engagement Ring thanks to Darwin McKee

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I made the decision. I'm accountable. - Janet Reno

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

When values are clear, decision-making is easy. - Roy Disney

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip. - Richard Burton

A power greater than any human being helped make this decision. - Herbert J Stiefel

Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions. - Stephen Covey

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton

Extraordinary people are ordinary people making extraordinary decisions. - Sharon Pearson

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions. - Mark Twain

Effective engagement is inspired by the empathy that develops simply by being human. - Brian Solis

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice. - Wayne Dyer

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie

We are not animals. We are not a product of what has happened to us in our past. We have the power of choice. - Stephen Covey

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

If you need to make a difficult decision and you let someone else decide for you, you will regret it, no matter how it turns out. - Unknown

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

The diamond has been always esteemed the rarest stone, and the most precious of all: among the ancients it was called the stone of reconciliation. - Lewis Vertoman


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