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Perfect Diamond Engagement Ring

Why you should be careful when choosing an engagement ring

Perfect Diamond Engagement Ring thanks to Darwin McKee

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

When values are clear, decision-making is easy. - Roy Disney

Many people set rules to keep from making decisions. - Mike Krzyzewski

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

A man can't be to careful in his choice of enemies. - Oscar Wilde

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. - Muhammad Ali

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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