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Perfect Diamond Engagement Ring

Why you should be careful when choosing an engagement ring

Perfect Diamond Engagement Ring thanks to Darwin McKee

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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Ultimate: The last person you marry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I made the decision. I'm accountable. - Janet Reno

When values are clear, decision-making is easy. - Roy Disney

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

Getting married is an incredible act of hopefulness. - Ashley Judd

Many people set rules to keep from making decisions. - Mike Krzyzewski

Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes. - Unknown

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. - Groucho Marx

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton

I was going to marry a gardener, but he was too rough around the hedges. - Unknown

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Integrity, the choice between what's convenient and what's right. - Tony Dungy

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that is not going to last. - Marcel Proust

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

Bachelors: Married men may have better halves, but bachelors have better quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime should rank among the fine arts. - Roberta Flack

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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