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Piano Dog

Could he be playing Beaglethoven, Muttszart or Poochini?

Piano Dog thanks to Darwin McKee

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner


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