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Piano Dog

Could he be playing Beaglethoven, Muttszart or Poochini?

Piano Dog thanks to Darwin McKee

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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