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Piano Dog

Could he be playing Beaglethoven, Muttszart or Poochini?

Piano Dog thanks to Darwin McKee

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

If the music is loud enough I won't be able to listen to my own thoughts. - Nic Sheff

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

This will be our reply to violence: to make music more intensely, more beautifully, more devotedly than ever before. - Leonard Bernstein

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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