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Piano Movers a la Motorcycle

Piano-on-wheels' moving concert duet

Piano Movers a la Motorcycle thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Piano is like drudgery. - Warren Zevon

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. - Oscar Wilde

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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