Police De-Tail: Down-Wind Protocol

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King