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Police De-Tail: Down-Wind Protocol

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Police De-Tail: Down-Wind Protocol thanks to Bob Tasse

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Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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