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Political Promise Transporter

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Political Promise Transporter thanks to Mike King

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There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Life didn't promise to be wonderful. - Teddy Pendergrass

Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump

God never made a promise that was too good to be true. - Dwight L. Moody

Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell

Dilemma: A politician trying to save both his faces at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't go around signin' no political documentaries. - Archie Bunker

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Being a politician is a poor profession. Being a public servant is a noble one. - Herbert C Hoover

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

Politicians get their power too late, and I think that he has inherited an impossible situation in which he is ill-equipped to deal. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

Please promise me. If and when the day comes that I may forget who you are, please promise that you won't forget that I am still me. - Mara Botonis

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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