Political Promise Transporter
Where to store politicians' promises
QuotaBillsIntelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari
A commitment and a promise are not the same thing. - Bruce King
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck
Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan
An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger
Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell
To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain
No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski
If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Youth offers the promise of happiness, but life offers the realities of grief. - Nicholas Sparks
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White
A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins
Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini
Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter
Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers
Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins
He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers. - Nikita Khruschev
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joe-k. - Will Rogers
I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz
Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election
campaign. - Milton Berle
Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman
Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato
What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris
Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx
Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere
One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson
The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher
NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov