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Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

Call others into leadership with you. - Jacobia Solomon

Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way. - George Patton

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Confidence is silent; insecurities are loud. - Unknown

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Your compassion is a skill that can be exercised. - Simeon Lindstrom

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Confidence is the thing you had before you knew better. - Unknown

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Image is what people think we are; integrity is what we really are. - John C Maxwell

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

To err is human. To blame it on somebody else shows management potential. - Unknown

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

If you value your integrity, be prepared to take a beating from those who have non. - Lars L Thygesen

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

Integrity means always doing what is right and good, regardless of the immediate consequences. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Leaders come in two flavors: expanders and containers. The best leadership teams have a mix of both. - Barbara Corcoran

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management. - Scott Adams

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

The greatness of a man is not how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively. - Bob Marley

When you are able to maintain your own highest standards of integrity - regardless of what others may do - you are destined for greatness. - Napoleon Hill


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