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Trust if the byproduct of integrity. - Zig Ziglar

Leadership is an action, not a position. - Donald McGannon

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Mediocrity is excellence in the eyes of the mediocre. - Joseph Joubert

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself. - Rita Mae Brown

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Because you know He can, you can pray with holy confidence. - Mark Batterson

Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Excellence is the gradual result of always striving to do better. - Pat Riley

You don't put skill on like a coat - you build it day by day. - Unknown

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

The confidence of ignorance will always overcome indecision of knowledge. - Unknown

One of the truest tests of integrity is its blunt refusal to be compromised. - Chinua Achebe

Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm. - John O'Hara

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

There is no worse screen to block out the Spirit than confidence in our own intelligence. - John Calvin

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Teaching is a calling. Teachers in their way are holy - angels leading their flocks out of the darkness. - Jeanette Walls

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

When you are able to maintain your own highest standards of integrity - regardless of what others may do - you are destined for greatness. - Napoleon Hill

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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