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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

As is our confidence, so is our capacity. - William Hazlitt

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Perfection is impossible. Excellence is not. - Rob Feenie

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Excellence is the gradual result of always striving to do better. - Pat Riley

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

You don't put skill on like a coat - you build it day by day. - Unknown

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

The confidence of ignorance will always overcome indecision of knowledge. - Unknown

Real leadership is leaders recognizing that they serve the people that they lead. - Pete Hoekstra

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Excellence and competitiveness aren't incompatible with honesty and integrity. - Jack Welch

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Integrity is making sure that the things you say and the things you do are in alignment. - Katrina Mayer

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another. - John C Maxwell

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

The task of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there. - John Buchan

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity. - Robert A Heinlein

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato


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