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A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

Guitar players never listen to lead singers. - Steven Tyler

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings. - Dr. Samuel Johnson

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes. - Leo Durocher

Leadership is taking responsibility while others are making excuses. - John C Maxwell

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their profession. - Unknown

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

An expenditure of words without income of ideas will lead to intellectual bankruptcy. - Ravi Zacharias

There is no real excellence in all this world which can be separated from right living. - David Starr Jordan

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don't have integrity, nothing else matters. - Harvey Mackay

Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen

He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves, and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper. - Edmund Burke

Charity is not like feeding pigeons in the square. It is a process that requires professional management. - Roman Abramovich

I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around. - James Beard

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

Without a sense of proportion there can be neither good taste nor genuine intelligence, no perhaps moral integrity. - Eric Hoffer

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

Moral authority comes from following universal and timeless principles like honesty, integrity, treating people with respect. - Stephen Covey

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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