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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

You manage things; you lead people. - Grace M Hopper

Positive thoughts lead to positive results. - Maria V Snyder

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Only the prepared speaker deserves to be confident. - Dale Carnegie

Mediocrity is excellence in the eyes of the mediocre. - Joseph Joubert

The most effective way to lead is to lead from within. - Lolly Daskal

Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself. - Rita Mae Brown

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence. - Mark Twain

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

Image is what people think we are; integrity is what we really are. - John C Maxwell

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. - Brian Tracy

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

Charity is not like feeding pigeons in the square. It is a process that requires professional management. - Roman Abramovich

Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful. - Samuel Johnson

Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not. - Oprah Winfrey

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked. Leadership is defined by results, not attributes. - Peter F Drucker

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

A group becomes a team when each member is sure enough of himself and his contribution to praise the skills of the others. - Norman G Shidle

Don't hire a copycat of yourself. Look for people whose skills are the opposite of yours. Dare to emphasize your weaknesses. - Diane Janknegt

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand. - Archibald Putt

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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