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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

One's real life is so often the life that one does not lead. - Oscar Wilde

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar

The confidence of ignorance will always overcome indecision of knowledge. - Unknown

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well too. - David Storey

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Who aims at excellence will be above mediocrity; who aims at mediocrity will be far short of it. - Burmese Saying

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around. - James Beard

I want to try doing sportier things, kite surfing and paddle surfing - I think it would give me that extra confidence. - Vanessa Hudgens

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Expect to make some mistakes when you try new and different approaches. Sometimes colossal failures lead to spectacular successes. - Harvey Mackay

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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