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Kid's last 'Say Cheese' picture

Pre-Dinner Photography thanks to Bob Tasse

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Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Crick: Noise made by a Japanese camera - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A selfie a day keeps insecurities away. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

A camera, by arresting motion, gives permanence to the impermanent. - Freeman Patterson

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you, the less you know. - Duane Arbus

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison


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