Pre-Dinner Photography

Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Crick: Noise made by a Japanese camera - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A selfie a day keeps insecurities away. - Unknown

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad. - Samuel Goldwyn

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? - Christina Auilera

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

A camera, by arresting motion, gives permanence to the impermanent. - Freeman Patterson

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you, the less you know. - Duane Arbus

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

There's an old saying in Hollywood: It's not the length of your film, it's how you use it. - Ben Stiller

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison