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Priorities thanks to Darwin McKee

Priorities thanks to Darwin McKee

Priorities thanks to Darwin McKee

Priorities thanks to Darwin McKee

Priorities thanks to Darwin McKee

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A satellite has no conscience. - Edward R Murrow

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

Television Programming: Material that fills the time between commercials - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

Make yourself a priority once in a while. It's not selfish, it's a necessity. - Unknown

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room. - Red Skelton

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

There is no place like home when the people who live there make 'building one another' their highest priority. - Gordon MacDonald

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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