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Pulling The Wool Over Your Eyes

Holding up your end of a good relationsheep

Pulling The Wool Over Your Eyes thanks to Darwin McKee

Canadian wool cap - just fur you

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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker


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